the past few months have featured a welcome reprieve from fred durst, and hopefully this break can last until he resurfaces on a "where are they now?" program in a decade or so. maybe he and scott baio will be featured in a segment about people who seem to be famous solely for hanging around the playboy mansion. even if his days in the spotlight do turn out to be permanently behind him, his spirit will live on thanks to the following individuals who have spread fred's seed to their own realms of human endeavor.

dursties are awarded for exemplary achievement in the following categories:
• artlessness
• heavyhandedness
• self importance
• least common denominator pandering
• gender inclusive mookery

Winner:	Is the Fred Durst of:
Horatio Sanz	Comedy (Male) Runners Up: Jim Breuer Louis Black Colin Quinn Jim Carrey
Julia Roberts	Academy Awards Winners (Female) Runners Up: Sally Field Halle Berry Hilary Swank Kim Basinger
Adrien Brody	Academy Awards Winners (Male) Runners Up: Cuba Gooding, Jr. Joe Pesci Roberto Benigni
The New York Yankees	Baseball Clubs Runners Up: None
Joey Fatone	Boy Band Members Runners Up: Every Other Member of Every Boy Band in history (with a special note of distinction for any named Wahlberg)
The United States of America	Nations Runners Up: France Australia Italy Russia
NASCAR	Sports Runners Up: (X/N/A)FL WWE/F Battlebots
New Jersey	U.S. States Runners Up: Arizona Oklahoma Florida