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Friday, July 30, 2004

caption game... 



Go!
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I won't say anything about Vince Foster if you don't say anything about Bigg- wait ... ain't you the singer from a-Ha?
 

Friday, July 23, 2004

get loaf of bread, milk, take the kids to soccer...
check
masturbate, fling feces...
check and check
i know i'm forgetting something... 

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... shout "Yankees Suck!!" at top of lungs whenever, wherever. Check. Throw a beatdown on the next clown who yells "take off the ape suit!" or "hey marky, where's the funky bunch?"
 

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

houston, we have a problem... 








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Sunday, July 11, 2004

for no particular reason... 



caption game it if you feel so inspired...
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I am sick and fucking tired of eating marbles all day!!! I have other traits besides being hungry hungry!!!! Now bug off!!!
 

ding ding ding!
 

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

daly installs buddha in search of perpetual blessings 

also makes unfortunate decision to begin path towards the straight and narrow with his bangs...

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july quiz 

ok sportsfans, let's keep this one clean and have all submissions above board this time.

it seems that submitting your answers through the POST COMMENT link is our best bet for fairness .

p po, you are still owed a libation from last time.

What two words, formed from different arrangements of the same five letters, can be used to complete the sentence below?

Bob had such bad luck fishing alone that he hired a special _________ to go with him to help him learn how to catch _________.

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not a great showing by y'all. dear readers, i expected more from you.

Bob had such bad luck fishing alone that he hired a special TUTOR to go with him to help him learn how to catch TROUT.
 

I figured it out Friday after your indication that I was on the right track with Trout. It doesn't, therefore, really count, does it? PPO
 

technically, no it doesn't count since the hint was not provided to the entire readership.

however, you might could take some solace from the fact that you are still owed a libation of your choosing, earned during the june quiz debacle...